Retarded Celebrity Siblings: Frank Stallone

Frank Stallone, the originator of riding the coattails of famous celebrity siblings was born in 1950 New York, New York to an astrologer mother and hair dresser father. The younger brother of actor, director, writer and producer Sylvester Stallone made his film debut in Sly's ridiculously successful 1976 film "Rocky" playing a singer on a street corner. From there it was only up hill for the brother of "The Italian Stallion". Frank Stallone went on to be "credited" in nearly 35 Hollywood feature films. Not only did he star in a couple, he wrote a lot of shitty soundtrack music as well. Frank Stallone has loved music since his early years as an admirer of blues, jazz and American folk as a young boy. He recently played himself in the feature film Fred Claus and has released several albums under his own name. Frank Stallone has paved the way for other genetically inferior celebrity siblings such as Kevin Dillon, La Toya Jackson, Chad Lowe and all of the Baldwin Brothers except Alec. Congratulations, Frank, on a job well (half-assed) done.