Don't be offended. I have had a bad week.

So my father ended up in the hospital yesterday. He has COPD (Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease) from smoking. Basically one of his lungs isn't working so well and he will probably be on oxygen from now on. As a result of this our (my mother, father and myself) arrival back to New England will be delayed by an undetermined number of days. In the meantime I have been feeling rather creative. After watching an episode of "True Life: I Work In The Sex Industry" my brother, David and I were inspired by one subject, a young man named Aaron who did gay porn, blew dudes, took cum shots to the face, etc. but was convinced that this wasn't "homosexual" and in fact it was just " a day job" and he "does it for the money". Aaron was conflicted about this complex he had and so he decided to tell all of his friends and family the truth about his "job". As a result no one really thought it was that great and everyone agreed that in fact it was "Gay". One man sucking on another man's erect penis is gay. There is no argument. So I decided to come up with some possible gay porn movie titles (inspired by actual Hollywood movies). Boredom increased and the titles expanded to heterosexual porn titles and even some possible porn television shows. Here is a list of some of my favorite titles:

"Butt Pirates of the Caribbean"
"Lord of the Cock Rings"
"Who Flamed Roger Rabbit?"
"Bum Rush Hour (1,2,3)"
"A Cockwork Orange"
"Good Will Grunting"
"Assablanca"
"Hot Teen Boyz in the Hood"
"Homo Alone"
"Homo Alone 2: Lost in the Pork"
"Citizen Cum Stain"
"Finding Nympho" or "Fucking Nemo"
"Monster Balls"
"Meat the Parents"
"Around the World With 80 Gays"
"Gayzed and Confused"
"Glory Hole Road"
"The Fast and the Curious: Tokyo Stiffies"
"Field of Wet Dreams"
"Gay Pride and Prejudice"
"Gaylords of Dogtown"
"There Will Be Studs/Cum"
"Malcolm XXX"
"The Trannysporter"
"The Tranny Diaries"
"Riding Miss Daisy"
"One in the Stink, Two in the Pink Panther"
"Bi-Bi Love"
"Primal Queer"
"Uncle Buckwild"
"The Bath House on the Left"
"The Chronicles of Big Dick"
"I Know Who You Did Last Summer"
"The Girl With the Pearl Necklace"
"Requiem for a Cream Pie"
"Hardened State"
"Peeing on John Malkovich"
"Five Easy Pieces (of Ass)"
"John Tucker Must Likes Guys"
"Romeo Must Be Bi"
"Rub Down and Out in LA"
"Limpseabisucuit"
"A Few Gay Men"--you can't handle the cock!
"Freak Me Friday"
"Fifty First Date Rapes"
"Mona Lisa's Wild"
"Ferris Bueler Gets Off"
"The Gang Bangs of New York"
"Ass Blast From the Past"
"Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Gives Great Head" or "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Hot"
"Dante Peeks"
"Lake Flacid"
"Mary Cockblockins"
"Missionary Position Impossile"
"Sword Fight Club"
"Saturday Night Beaver"
"There's Something Inside Mary"
"20,000 Leagues Under the Seamen"
"Lost in Penetration"
"The Longest Nards"
"Nookie of the Year"
"Barely Legally Blond"


It's rather easy (I think to see which movies I am porn-parodying). See if you can come up with some. It's fun!