I was sent to prison on a technicality. Apparently the now defunct college I was working for last winter was involved in some dubious financial practices and when it folded, all of us former employees were convicted of insider trading. Ouch.

The food was terrible. At one point an inmate who bore a striking resemblance to this kid Matt I had 10th grade gym with offered to make me a sandwich out of some substance he called "yurt." I was grateful and offered to supply my own bread. He looked annoyed and made me a sandwich using his own bread.
Dream yurt tasted just like tuna fish. I don't eat tuna fish and ended up throwing the sandwich out. I rummaged through a refrigerator looking for something else. I couldn't find anything, so I picked the yurtwich out the trash and ate the soggy bread. Being a vegetarian in prison is hard.

I think the rape even broke the ice with the other prisoners. I heard a rumor that the greasy guy was planning to rape me again. I went to his cell to get it over with and he was face down on his bunk with a shiv in his back. I had friends, apparently.
I stood watching some inmates steal a basketball from the juvenile inmates we shared recreation space with.
"That's terrible," I said to my friend, who looked like Portland Trailblazers center Greg Oden, only with beaded cornrows.
"Hey, man, you know you'd do the same damn thing if you was out there," dream-Oden replied.
"Half those kids are bigger than me," I gestured at my skinny, suddenly shirtless chest for emphasis, "If I was out there, I'd be the one getting robbed."
"Hehe, you right, boy, you right," dream-Oden chuckled, "Fuckers'd be ON you."
Inside, I smiled. His approval meant a lot to me.
1 comment:
Not related to your dream, but it is related to prisons.
I just watched "Shakespeare Behind Bars" which is a documentary about a troupe of actors in a minimum security prison in Kentucky. It was good for a few reasons: (1) Some of the actors are actually pretty good, (2) it shows the human side of criminals (3) I never knew how crazy someone must be to land themselves in a maximum security prison; these guys are in minimum and most are murders.
You can play it on the "watch instantly" feature for Netflix.
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