Confession

Awesome internet video checklist:

• racy subject matter - X
  
• comically frequent blinking - X
• skateboarders hurting themselves - no
  
• opportunity to judge others - X
• Tyra Banks trying not to say "slut" and "blowjob" on daytime television - X
  
• kittens - no

No kittens or skateboarders here, but I think this clip amply compensates with its other charms.



Watch carefully to appreciate the subtle awesomeness.