I Betcha Can't Watch It Just Once

If it is a man of the 90's undeniable right to quench his thirst in his own way, were men of the 80's not granted that same right? I don't like this commecial because it features Richard Lewis or an obsolete "adult-juice box," not the out-right condemnation of a cola-dominated beverage scene, but because the 32 seconds it occupies is even more stupefying to me now than when it first left an indelible impression at 7.